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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

Comments

[psycholawgy]

That is so untrue!

[2cool4guardian]

it's not!
i bet i could put snowflakes on your ponytail and you wouldn't even notice!

[psycholawgy]

DON'T EVEN TRY!!

[2cool4guardian]

but it'd look so pretty :(

[psycholawgy]

My hair is a temple!

[2cool4guardian]

so
i make it snow on temples all the time

[psycholawgy]

Ha ha, very funny!

[2cool4guardian]

that's me, Guardian of Fun :D
for laughing and snowstorms, dial one
for frosty makeovers, dial two
if you're a grump, hang up

[psycholawgy]

[ she would hang up right now if she could. ]

What exactly do you DO?
What's does the Guardian of Fun mean?

[2cool4guardian]

i protect children and make sure they have fun
just like the tooth fairy protects their memories and the sandman protects their dreams
while the easter kangaroo and santa argue about their holiday egos

[psycholawgy]

YOU KNOW THE TOOTH FAIRY????

[ asking the important things here. ]

What is she like?
How pretty is she?
Do you have a picture?

1/2

[2cool4guardian]

well duh
i know everyone

[2cool4guardian]

[He has to admit, though, this is refreshing. Santa is usually the one people get excited about. Jack starts to type, but then gets a bit sad, so he changes to audio instead. Stupid keyboard.]

I don't soooo - imagine like... a humanoid humming bird, with all the colorful feathers that glimmer under the light. She's sweet but mmh, a bit overwhelming some times. [He's still sounds fond anyway.] And you better floss or she'll never forgive you!

[Kinda hard to tell if that last part is teasing or not.]

[psycholawgy]

Oh, I bet she's so pretty!

[ she can hear a bit of that sadness, though, jack. :'( ]

Hey... are you okay?

[2cool4guardian]

She sure is. [A chuckle.] Yeah, sorry. Just... thinking about home. You have lots of people from your world here, don't you? How does that feel?

[psycholawgy]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[ it's not her fault or anything, but she still feels bad for making jack sad. ]

It's fun, I guess... but it's also upsetting because bad things keep happening to them. I can't stand it sometimes. This place can be really awful.

[2cool4guardian]

Not your fault. [He nods - it's like Athena is reading his mind.] Yeah, that's it! This place brings to pretty much torture us so... is ti bad that I want to see them again?

[psycholawgy]

It's always good to want to see your friends... [ even if you want to see them here, of all places. ] Especially when I know you'd protect them, too.

[2cool4guardian]

...I would definitely try. [He isn't sure he can protect everyone here, that's another part of the problem. But ugh, this is getting too depressing.] Tell you what, if Tooth ever shows up, I'll call you asap, deal? Just-- [Imitating her voice now.] Don't forget to floss!

[psycholawgy]

[ LAUGHS ]

You don't sound like a very convincing tooth fairy!