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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

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audio;

[swordboning]

On the 11th [oocly this Saturday], I'm hosting a small party for my Master. Consider this an invitation and let me know if you're going to be there.

[psycholawgy]

Wow, I was invited. Thanks!

Do I need to bring anything?

text

[dishonorstudent]

[ Immediately after her phone conversation with Saber, Ryuko texts her +1 without realizing that she's already invited. ]

clear your saturday schedule, i scored us free food

text

[psycholawgy]

Oh!!! I got invited to a party! I was gonna tell you to come with :O

video;

[swordboning]

....you're not too disturbed, are you?

video;

[psycholawgy]

[ This isn't the hot-or-not poll thing, so it'd be rude to respond to a video post with text... May as well.

She doesn't show her face, though. What Archer will see is the ceiling of her room. She has her room decorated as if she's in outer space. ]

Just a little bit. [ Nah, that's a lie. ] I don't know, really.

action

[dishonorstudent]

[ Minutes after this moment. Ryuko halfheartedly throws a box of chocolates on their table. ]

Ugh! The nerve of that guy!

[psycholawgy]

[ Notices that box and who it's from. WELL THEN.

WELL THEN!!! ]

Where did you get that?

video;private

[projections]

[Shirou's line facing intensely and it's not Athena's fault. It's totally Archer's.]

So, Athena. Why does Archer keep telling you what goes on in my personal life? [He slowly shakes his head and sighs.]

Next time he talks too much just walk away. I don't want him to trouble you.

[psycholawgy]

[ Athena cocks her head to the side, legitimately curious about Shirou's inquiry. ]

Because he's a liar. And his heart is in so much pain.

[swordboning]

[Athena has a delivery!!

Which means there's a fairly large and round package sitting in front of her door, all wrapped up.

If she opens it up, she'll find a large shield. Shaped exactly like her attorney badge. No one ever said Archer doesn't have a good eye. The ability to see things perfectly at a distance of 4km is pretty helpful.

And it comes with a note.]

Before you say anything, idiot, this isn't for actual use. Unless someone doesn't understand your job and you want to hit them in the head with it. Either way, put it on display or carry it with you to court, who knows. I don't care.

Whatever happens, you're not going to be a good defense attorney without something to be defensive with.

Good Luck,

Archer

voice

[psycholawgy]

[ She doesn't even know what this is for, but she finds it so sweet that Archer would make something like this for her.

YOU CAN BE SHE CRIES WHEN SHE READS THE CARD.

And she ends up calling him. ]

Archer! Wh- What is this for?! [ She's sobbing in between her words, but they're still understandable. ]

text;

[invisibleair]

Good afternoon.

I was wondering if you might be able to teach me a bit more on the subject of communicating through text on these devices. I've seen many more faces than the one I know [ :D ] and wonder if there is more I am missing in my knowledge.

text;

[psycholawgy]

HI SABER!!! :D Good afternoon to you too!! :3 It's so nice to hear from you; I hope you're having a good day!

:) smiley
:D smiley with mouth open
:P smiling with your tongue out
:( sad face
:'( CRYING!!
>:( angry
>:'( angry while crying
:O surprised
>:O angry and surprised at the same time
@-- rose! the flower

Hold on, I'll think of more but those are the ones at the top of my head.

[ She can't emoji since she's not Japanese, ahaha :c ]

voice;

[terci]

[For some reason, Athena is getting a call from someone. And by the sounds of it, it's for something pretty serious.]

Uh, hey... This is Athena Cykes, right? I'd like to interview you about something, if you don't mind.

[psycholawgy]

[ ... yeah, I know this voice. ]

Are you the guy in my dream?

text;

[rollin]

hey
do u want a present

text;

[psycholawgy]

What for? :O

voice; after the strange network post

[dishonorstudent]

[ Ryuko is calling Athena from school, after hearing some interesting things she missed out on while trying to stay awake in class. ]

Oi, what the hell happened on the network?! Nobody's givin' me straight answers here!!

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Oh, the post disappeared! She disappeared just like that!

[ Now she sounds just as shocked as Ryuko is. ]

TEXT

[niceguypose]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ TEXT ]

[bakudanma]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

CYKES-DONO IM SO SCARED

[psycholawgy]

PLEASE CALM DOWN
This stuff isn't real!!

text;

[stagewright]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

text;

[spiritpearls]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeety bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

text;

[codere]

[ Sometime, when her guard is down... ]

PLEASE DONT READ
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other individuals [ And just to be a dick, she doesn't include the rest. ]

text;

[codere]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 text messages and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

text;

[codere]

There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 are reading this

put this on 4 network posts within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

text;

[codere]

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 married couples with this exact message

text;

[codere]

[ Surprisingly (???) this is the fifth message. ]

Read on if you consider yourself brave: As of now if you stop reading it does you no good even this line bears the same consequence.
I wish the death of a family member. I curse myself. The number five counteracts the curse. Someone that I love will die in twenty-four hours unless I repost this letter 5 times. If I fail to do so the curse is on me and only I am to blame

text;

[codere]

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE LORD THEN THIS WILL FREAK YOU OUT.SERIOUSLY. SIGN UP FOR FREE AT THIS LINK *[ LINK REMOVED ](without spaces and *) and post this comment to just one video.Witness a miracle..

text;

[codere]

In 1342, a man sacrificed his life in the name of true love. Before he was beheaded, he yelled "Monholith deir mustzfah".

Now that you have read these holy words, you have 8 hours to repost this on 3 different devices, and you and the love of your dreams will find each other within 8 days. If you should fail, this offer will never be available again

text;

[codere]

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

text;

[codere]

xx--- make a wish xx---
xx--- cross your fingers
xx--- close your eyes
xx--- wistle 3 times
xx--- open your eyes
xx--- uncross your fingers
xx--- post this to 6 mre pepss and your wish will come true

text;

[codere]

btw nice painting.

text;

[psycholawgy]

Was that spam revenge? :(