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[psycholawgy]

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[psycholawgy]

Why...
What is wrong with you???

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[2cool4guardian]

i'm tired and i'm bored

[2cool4guardian]

isn't it a bit weird that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[psycholawgy]

I'm tired and bored, too! I got a new board game, though. Wanna play?
Also, it's not weird at all! (And I hope that's not a joke.)

[2cool4guardian]

what kind of game
will it survive my snow
idk i thought you practiced stuff before doing the real thing (take a guess)

[psycholawgy]

It's called Boggle! It's a word game.
Please don't freeze it. I might have to punch you!
(Not funny.)

[2cool4guardian]

oh yeah the one with the letter dices
are you gonna punch me if i make jokes with the words too
(ssh i'm the expert here)

[psycholawgy]

They've got to be funny, or else, you'll have to prepare your nose.
(No!!! Your jokes suck!)

[2cool4guardian]

you can't mess with my nose
what is nat king cole gonna say
(EXCUSE ME you're banned from my fun now :I)

[psycholawgy]

What is Nat King Cole gonna say???
(That means you won't pick on me anymore, right?)

[2cool4guardian]

...you don't know who nkc was do you
(i don't pick on you, how dare you think that of me :'<)

[psycholawgy]

I was a shut-in most of my life!!!
Who is she? He? JUST TELL ME OLD MAN. [ yeah, she went there. ]
(You're a liar, and I don't even need to hear your heart to know that >:( )

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[2cool4guardian]

...oh
i didn't know that
oops?

[2cool4guardian]

nat king cole was a jazz singer and pianist
he sang the christmas song
you know
chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

3/4 I lied

[2cool4guardian]

at least tell me you know who Sinatra was!

[2cool4guardian]

( DDDDDDDD: )

[psycholawgy]

Oh... Okay, I get it now. But just because you won't have a nose doesn't mean you can't nip on other's noses!!
I'm not sure if what I said just made sense...
And of course, I know Sinatra! He sang that moon song. It's so romantic! ♥

[2cool4guardian]

i don't actually nip noses
but hey that doesn't mean my precious nose deserves to be punched >/
good girl
that's a great song
(though the moon is a bit antisocial maybe you should offer him therapy some day)

[psycholawgy]

I think the moon is fine the way it... he???? is!

[ please tell him stories about the man on the moon, jack. ]

It/He's saved my life once!

[2cool4guardian]

nice
he brought me back too
he's still antisocial and needs better people skills
three centuries of silence isn't you make new friends

[psycholawgy]

Brought you back?
Where did you go?

[2cool4guardian]

[There's a pause before he answers. He could've sworn he told her...]

i was human once
now i'm a spirit
soooo...

[psycholawgy]

Oh!!
Well.

[ what do you even say to that... ]

[psycholawgy]

Don't go anywhere again!

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[2cool4guardian]

that has to be the most original reaction i've gotten so far