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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

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[niceguypose]

...Yes, I believe that I like that much better, Athena-san!

[psycholawgy]

Okay then!

[ she gives lee a salute. ]

I'll see you later!

[niceguypose]

[He salutes right back and cheers loudly.]

I will see you later!!

[psycholawgy]

[ about an hour and a half later, athena knocks on lee's door. ]

This is the police!

[niceguypose]

[He opens the door with his eyes closed and immediately raises his arms in surrender.]

I am so sorry!! I do not know what I have done for this arrest...!

[psycholawgy]

[ this was the reaction she expected, but she stills feels like she's the one who lost. ]

Lee. It's just me.

[niceguypose]

[His eyes snap open.]

Athena-san?! Are- are you also under arrest? No... We will lose the prime years of our youth when we are locked away!!

[psycholawgy]

What? No! I was the one who said it's the police.

[ dammit lee. ]

It was a joke.

[niceguypose]

It was? I... I am relieved!

[He smiles.]

I am glad that you are innocent!

[psycholawgy]

You're just as innocent, so...! Congratulations!

[ she holds out the bag she had brought with her to lee. ]

I brought some soda and some snacks.

[niceguypose]

So you have! Ah... Thank you, Athena-san! Please, make yourself at home!

[psycholawgy]

[ don't worry, lee. she definitely is. in fact, she enters his apartment and flops on the couch. ]

Okay, sensei! [ ha! that's a word she learned from shirou. ] What are you going to teach me today?

[niceguypose]

Ah, thank you! [He bows politely at the couch potato.]

I believe that the best first place to start would be with... youth itself!

[psycholawgy]

[ what does that mean. ]

Um.

[ enjoy athena's clueless face for now, lee. ]

[niceguypose]

Allow me to demonstrate, Athena-san! Normally, when I make a bold declaration, it may sound something like this: Springtime of youth, full power!

But, I actually speak it like this: Seishun, full power desu! Do you see?!

[psycholawgy]

[ the best way to learn a language is from hearing it. and copying it. ]

Seishun, full power desu!

[niceguypose]

You- you are doing it!!

[psycholawgy]

[ she's so pumped up now!!]

I'm learning!

[niceguypose]

You are! Athena-san, you are a natural! I must prepare further lessons!!

[psycholawgy]

Wait - was that all you prepared?

[niceguypose]

Er... ah...

...I can teach you any word that you want!

[psycholawgy]

How about... Oh!

How do I say "objection" in Japanese?

[niceguypose]

Igiari!!

[psycholawgy]

[ DRAMATIC FINGER POINT. ]

Igiari!

[ may lee feel the whole world accusing him of murder from this sole word. ]

[niceguypose]

Ack! [Rock Lee stumbles over and falls onto the floor, but he looks impressed.]

Y-you said it so powerfully!! Good job!