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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

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[psycholawgy]

That stuff's not real!

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[bakudanma]

I see.
Next thing you will tell me is Santa-dono doesn't exists.

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[psycholawgy]

It's true. :(

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[bakudanma]

CYKES-DONOOOOOOO
ARE YOU EVEN MY CHILD ANYMORE?

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[psycholawgy]

I'M SORRY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SAY IT

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[bakudanma]

EXPLAIN THE PRESENTS THEN

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[psycholawgy]

What presents?!?!?!

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[bakudanma]

Presents you get on Christmas!
Cykes-dono, have you never celebrated?

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[psycholawgy]

I've celebrated Christmas, but it's my mom who buys the presents for me.
She used to, anyway.

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[bakudanma]

Explain the eaten cookies, then.

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[psycholawgy]

Your parents put a platter out before you go to sleep, and then they eat it before you wake up.

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[bakudanma]

SHOUYOU-SENSEI WOULD NEVER EAT COOKIES...
He had the diet of a real warrior!

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[psycholawgy]

But samurais have masters, right? What if his master told him to eat a cookie?