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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

Comments

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[shacklebreaker]

That would be a momentous day.

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[psycholawgy]

Make an owl from letters!!

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[shacklebreaker]

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...How does that look?

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[psycholawgy]

It looks like like Chouette!

[ Athena no... ]

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[shacklebreaker]

Why don't you make a bear from letters?

The tophat is optional.

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[psycholawgy]

[ This is going to be sent an hour and a half later. ]

I COULDN'T DO IT!!
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[shacklebreaker]

It looks more like a bear than an alligator, I'll give you that.

[NEVER GOING TO LET THAT DUMB omg THING GO]

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[psycholawgy]

[ SHE DIDN'T THINK OF IT OK GIVE HER A BREAK ]

That's because it's a bear's face! omg is the whole alligator. ÖMM* would be a bear, don't you think?

[shacklebreaker]

That one resembles a rabbit.

[psycholawgy]

Objection!
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[shacklebreaker]

Is that an angry-looking turnip for the rabbit to eat?

[psycholawgy]

Is that a joke you're making, or are you seriously asking?

[shacklebreaker]

You should know me better than to ask. I'm always deadly serious.

[Translation: it was a joke.]

[psycholawgy]

[ ... she responds with a picture of Kuma, shoulders slumped, and its head looking down.

Athena's hand may or may not be in the picture, holding the bear's head. ]

You made Kuma sad with your joke!!!

[shacklebreaker]

Are you sure? He might be sad because your rabbit is hungry.

[psycholawgy]

I'm sure. The Mood Matrix can prove it.

[ ATHENA NO ]

[shacklebreaker]

You're going to give a stuffed bear a therapy session? This, I have to see.

[psycholawgy]

Tickets cost one "omg looks like an alligator!" text.

[shacklebreaker]

Very well. I concede omg looks like an alligator.

If one were to cut off its snout, that is.

[c... close enough???]

[psycholawgy]

[ Sends another picture of Kuma. It's just there, smiling? If a teddy bear could smile. It's not like it could actually change expressions. ]

The show is over, thanks Simon!! :D

[shacklebreaker]

[WOW]

Then what was the ticket for??? I'd like to be reimbursed.

[psycholawgy]

Sorry, but the Wright Anything Agency doesn't do refunds! :D

[shacklebreaker]

If that is your policy, perhaps I should hire a more reasonable group of attorneys for Aura.

[...Just as soon as their home gets restored, anyway.]

[psycholawgy]

Don't do that!!!

[ Aura is intimidating as hell but!!!!!!!!! ]

[shacklebreaker]

Then you ought to have Wright-dono review your business practices.