ic contact;

[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

Comments

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[swordboning]

I may not be as good at picking out lies as you but you're being fairly obvious. If you need to talk about it, go ahead.

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[psycholawgy]

[ That was enough of her showing how weak she was. She gets up and toggles her device's camera to face her.

ONLY SMILES NOW. ]

Nope! All better now. That was all the talk I needed.

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[swordboning]

[Still not going for it.]

Then, just for the record, I don't hold any ill will towards Ryuko. As a matter of fact, I'm quite impressed. So don't start acting like there's some kind of barrier forming.

[It's like a super underhanded way of saying he'd rather she not cut herself off!!!]

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[psycholawgy]

[ It's always the psych people who need therapy. ]

I don't think you would get mad at Ryuko. I mean, it's not a personal thing, right?

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[swordboning]

Is that what you're worried about? No, it's not personal. Unless she decides to start randomly killing people like she thinks I do for some reason, I probably won't take anything personally.

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[psycholawgy]

I thought so.

You're a good person, [ even if you are a jerk. ] so I wasn't worried.

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[swordboning]

.....I had a hard time wondering why you think I'm a good person. Then I realized that you cried at my sob story. I'm not good at all.

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[psycholawgy]

You can think what you want about yourself. But how I see you hasn't changed.

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[swordboning]

I'm the one being objective here.

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[psycholawgy]

Whatever!

Why'd you call- or whatever this is?

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[swordboning]

Because I wanted to make sure I didn't have to deal with pitiful looks the next time I saw you.

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[psycholawgy]

Gross! As if!

But if you really wanna make sure, you better get me some chocolates and some oranges!

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[swordboning]

I'm not going to get them for you but I might be convinced to make the chocolate. I refuse to buy anything that I can make better.

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[psycholawgy]

Time to start growing oranges. Chop chop!

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[swordboning]

I'll buy the oranges. But the chocolate, you'll just have to deal with a superior product.

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[psycholawgy]

Don't forget to make something for Ryuko too. Or else.

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[swordboning]

No. I'm not making something for her because you requested it. If she requests it, it'll be a different story.

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[psycholawgy]

Do you not know what a surprise is?

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[swordboning]

Of course I do. I got one of those when she attacked me out of nowhere.

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[psycholawgy]

[ ... YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING IT UP SO SOON??? ]

Not that!

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[swordboning]

What I said still stands. If she wants free chocolate, she'll have to ask.

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[psycholawgy]

Can't you do something nice for her without her asking?

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[swordboning]

She already got all the party leftovers. Do I have to do everything?

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[psycholawgy]

Fine! Just give her what you'll be making for me.

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[swordboning]

Rejected. Or, in your case, Objection. I'm not making anything for you if you plan on giving half to her.