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[psycholawgy]

You've reached Athena Cykes. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you pronto. Danke! (voice/call → text → video → action)

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[dishonorstudent]

[ Minutes after this moment. Ryuko halfheartedly throws a box of chocolates on their table. ]

Ugh! The nerve of that guy!

[psycholawgy]

[ Notices that box and who it's from. WELL THEN.

WELL THEN!!! ]

Where did you get that?

[dishonorstudent]

Some asshole just knocked on our door and ran for it!

Know anything about it?

[psycholawgy]

I didn't think he'd actually do it!

[ Yes, she knows something about it. ]

[dishonorstudent]

S-Say what?! Why the hell is he sendin' you this?!

I'm about to blow a gasket if I find out you two are havin' an affair or something!!

[ HAVE STANDARDS, WOMAN. ]

[psycholawgy]

...

[ SHE'S SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW. ]

Y- YOU— THAT'S NOT IT!

[dishonorstudent]

Then what the hell is this, you've obviously been talkin'!! Who leaves this kinda crap at doorsteps, huh?!

[ Lovers, that's who! ]

[psycholawgy]

Don't blame me for stuff like these! Those chocolates are yours!

[dishonorstudent]

I-I didn't want 'em! Not from him!! I'm gonna throw 'em out, Athena! [ What is rational thinking, even. ]

[psycholawgy]

What? [ No!! ] Eat it!

[dishonorstudent]

I refuse!

[psycholawgy]

Why?

[dishonorstudent]

I can't be bought with gifts, Athena! Besides, if I eat those... it would only mean it's okay for him to be a jerk to us.

[psycholawgy]

Why are you so mad at him, anyway?

[dishonorstudent]

I don't trust him, it's that simple! You of all people should know he's dishonest about anything he says!

[psycholawgy]

[ But??? ]

He's never dishonest with me, though...

[dishonorstudent]

[ don't defend him grr ]

Well then why don't you marry him!!

[psycholawgy]

[ what hte fuck ryuko!! ]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! He's too old for me!

LMAO I LIKED THAT PART

[dishonorstudent]

Oh, so it’s just the age gap, is it? Otherwise he’s just perfect, isn’t he? To think that the way to Athena's heart is through her mouth! Who knew!

[psycholawgy]

...

... ... ...

You are completely misunderstanding! This is a peace offering for you!

[dishonorstudent]

He’s mocking me! He’s sayin’ we’re so helpless that we can’t even get our own food!! That bastard!

[psycholawgy]

That's not what he's saying at all! You're letting your anger get in the way of reality!

[dishonorstudent]

And what's the reality? Why would he wanna be peaceful all of a sudden?! He can't even show his dumbass face!

[psycholawgy]

[ god she sooo doesn't want to talk about this too much, but. ]

He said he wasn't even going to fight you if you hadn't striked first! What was that all about, huh?!

[dishonorstudent]

He didn't exactly make that clear at the time...

Besides, you know why I reacted the way I did, you were there!