post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[psycholawgy]

[ she shifts all the stuff she's carrying onto one arm and grabs merlin's with her free hand. ]

Hurry up! I wanna see! Shigeru won't mind if I visit, right?

[sortileges]

[ Ah...he's careful not to drop anything too, but why did he say anything? ]

I doubt he'd mind but...is it really that exciting?

[psycholawgy]

Of course it is.

[ ?!??! like. why does he look like it isn't exciting at all?! ]

Come on, come on!

[sortileges]

Why? It isn't like it's going anywhere...

[ Why would he be excited for his own ridicule...? ]

[psycholawgy]

Stop asking ques--

[ and then she steps on the hem of her dress and falls flat on her face. why this. ]

[sortileges]

[ Well it isn't as brutal as it could have been, she'll find the blamkets in her arm zoom under her to protect her a little bit. Merlin then leans down to check on her, giving her a fond smile. ]

See, this is why we don't need to rush.

[psycholawgy]

[ HOW CAN HE SMILE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!! ]

Dont. Say. Anything.

[sortileges]

[ Because she can't help being a clutz but it's okay... He loves her. uwu He does move then to help her up, or at least onto the blamkets that are now on the floor. ]

Are you injured anywhere?

[psycholawgy]

[ the blankets are very comfy, at least... ]

No? I don't think so.

[sortileges]

[ That they are, but that will be short lived. ]

Good. Up you get then, Princess. [ With that he shifts her arm over his shoulder, his hands sliding under her until he can pick her up. It isn't smooth to say the least, but after a bit of jostling she's secure. A second later, the pile of blamkets start floating in from of them, just to make it easier on him. ] Let's go.

[psycholawgy]

[ she definitely holds onto him as tightly as possible, not wanting to fall. she doesn't want to be carried home either, but it's not like she can do anything about it. ]

I said I was fine, though.

[ not that she's showing any intention of letting go! ]

[sortileges]

[ Well she could just tell him to put her down but...here they are. ]

Actually you said "I don't think so"

[ Seriously why are you with this guy ]

[psycholawgy]

[ lbr she likes the attention he's giving her. ]

I said no at first!

[ and this is why she slaps him on the cheek. lightly. lightly!!!!! ]

[sortileges]

[ Ofc she does. Though he does pretend to drop her in retaliation... Which almost results in him actually dropping her until he tightens his hold. Oops. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ LORD WHY ]

I'm not heavy, am I?

[sortileges]

No... I was trying to prove a point and slipped.

...Sorry?

[psycholawgy]

[ now she starts kicking and screaming. ]

Put me down!

[sortileges]

WOAH!

[ Oh my god Athena?!?!? HE WAS FINE AFTER!!!!!!!! Now it's a real struggle to not drop her and the blankets fall because he loses concentration, ending up on his knees. ]

What is wrong with you?! I was fine!!

[psycholawgy]

[ it doesn't seem fine at all!!! NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS CONVINCING!!!!! ]

You were going to drop me!

[sortileges]

I was pretending then almost did, but I didn't!

You're still safe, see?

[ Though he will let her down now... only to show that his knees are bruised and a little bloody from her kicking and how he'd fallen to keep his balance with her. :( ]

But there. You can walk.

[ :'( ]

[psycholawgy]

[ way to make her feel guilty?! she picks up the blankets and puts them on one arm and she offers her hand to help him up. ]

... Come on. Let's go home so we can take care of those.

[sortileges]

[ Well he's wearing dumb shorts and not jeans :( Don't kick when someone is carrying you, baka?!?!?! ]

It's fine, really. [ He shifts up and gives her hand a squeeze. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ maybe if he wasn't wearing shorts in the first place... ]

You might end up getting an infection and we'd have to chop your legs off.

[ not like that would ever happen but leave it to athena to make the worst jokes. ]

[sortileges]

[ maybe if he'd known to wear something nicer in the first place?! ]

I doubt it'd get that bad.

[ It'll probably heal by tomorrow tbh. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ it's clonco's fault, not hers!!!! ]

You never know! And I'd have to push you around in a wheelchai-- that might actually be fun.

[ total control!!! ]