post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[sortileges]

[ Something........ even if he has no account of it. ]

Ai likes someone? [ News to him. ] ...but he's a pervert?

[ It's saying things like this that will make you die of thirst Athena. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ WHY WOULD THIS MAKE HER THIRSTIER. ]

I really mean it, he is a pervert!

[sortileges]

[ Because he'll never act like a pervert around her if she makes it sound that awful?! ]

So... How do you know this?

[psycholawgy]

[ well that's different... ]

I don't... remember now, actually. His first impression on me just screamed pervert!

[sortileges]

[ Is it...... ]

And it hasn't changed since?

[psycholawgy]

[ very different. ]

Well, it's not like I talk to him a lot. But even Ai admitted it!

[sortileges]

[ do you actually think he knows that though :) ]

Maybe... Ai likes perverts? [ He offers helpfully. "Helpfully" ]

[psycholawgy]

[ fuck merlin tbh (athena would) ]

You think so?!

[ ai must be so thirsty... ]

[sortileges]

[ One day maybe-- ]

Well if this is the guy she's going for...?

[ Like you're one to talk ]

[psycholawgy]

Then I guess I won't stop her, especially if she likes her so much.

[ she smiles, and then immediately turns red. ]

Oh my god! The things they could do!

[sortileges]

Maybe just keep a watch on them to make sure nothing weird happens? Not a ... literal watch though.

[ Well hopefully Athena isn't a voyeur??? ]

Why are you thinking about it?!

[psycholawgy]

What if they've been doing things on the couch?!

[ HELP HER ]

[sortileges]

[ NOPE ... ATHENA NOPE NOPE NOPE

His hands jump up to cover his ears. ]

What is wrong with you?!

[ How is he supposed to help this impure child?!

She's already corrupting him too much j e s u s ]

[psycholawgy]

[ is she blacking out?! YEAH SHE IS. ]

Dios mio!

[sortileges]

[ ATHENA STOP THAT--

Whatever language that is and the blacking out.

He panics because he doesn't want to have to knock her out again, and considering she can't listen properly when in this state he reaches out to hold the back of her neck and pulls her into a kiss. It's firm, his breathing is off because he has no idea if this is going to work or not but he's... giving it a good try.

Here's hoping????? ]

[psycholawgy]

[ merlin W H A T are you doing!!!

the kiss does wake her up and it's really gross because while his lips are on hers, making some weird noises without opening her mouth. ]

[sortileges]

[ He's trying to avoid another disaster?! And apparently failing. Thankfully he looks just as unsure when he pulls back to look at her face. ]

...Are you still here?

[psycholawgy]

[ she just stares at him for a few good seconds until her vision comes back. ]

I'm- I'm here.

[sortileges]

[ His hand slides from that back of her neck to cup her cheek. His lips twitch up a little. ]

That actually worked?

[psycholawgy]

[ she leans into that hand, but she still can't get over her own imagination. ]

S- Sorry, I had no idea what came over me.

[sortileges]

[ He slides his thumb over her skin but... ah. ]

Maybe you're also a pervert. [ Just........ saying. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she was about to smile but then her forehead creases as she frowns. ]

Excuse me?

[sortileges]

[ He presses his lips together, knowing that this is playing with fire a bit but... ]

I'd still love you either way, you know.

[psycholawgy]

[ he really is playing with fire at this point. ]

My sexual behaviour is not regarded as abnormal!

[ sure, let's get technical here. ]

[sortileges]

[ Is she going all psychology on him now?! ]

Then explain how you went from Ai liking someone who might be a pervert who potentially doesn't like her back to... them doing stuff on the couch?

[ His face might be getting hotter saying that. help. ]