post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[sortileges]

[ He shakes his head at her. ]

No, you can't. [ The worst part is that he knows he's wrong.............. smh. ]

[psycholawgy]

Soooooo. . .

[ he looks at her expectantly. ]

Sea urchins are bad, okay? If you got hurt by one, I don't know what I'd do.

[sortileges]

Sooooo? [ He repeats back at her. ] Were you attacked by a sea urchin at some point?

[ Where did this even come from???? Though his free hand does reach out so his fingers graze her chin. ]

The likelihood of it happening here is pretty much impossible. You don't have to worry.

[ In before the next event is an army of sea urchin attacking the colony. ]

[psycholawgy]

Don't be silly. I've never even seen the ocean before.

[ in real life, she means. she's definitely seen it in media and whatnot, but she's never gone to the beach. ]

[sortileges]

[ ...There's a long pause before he reaches for his hat that's still on her head and pulls it down again. Still, there's a laugh in his voice when he says: ]

Then stop worrying about the weirdest stuff.

[ With her eyes covered though he'll lean to kiss the corner of her mouth, feeling more than a little warm that she'd say something like this when it's all over videos she's seen. Baka. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she immediately tries to reach for the hat that's covering her eyes, but with a glass of wine in one hand, the task is a little bit difficult. ] I can worry about whatever I wa— [ and then there's the kiss, which shuts her up.

mostly because she's waiting for more.

WHO'S THE BAKA NOW. ]

[sortileges]

[ Probably best to put the wine glass down for that though, isn't it? She's left with just cold air for a moment as he reaches to put his own glass down first, then his fingers are curling around hers, gently prying her glass loose so it can be safely put aside. ]

I'm a little worried we're going to get red wine everywhere.

[ He says it so quietly though before his hand that moved the glasses reaches for her face again. This time when he kisses her it's on the other side of her mouth, but this time it lingers longer knowing that the wine glass won't topple over if Someone gets a little carried away. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ there's a bit of a jerk on her end because she can't see and she's surprised when he's back to kiss her. that someone is probably merlin, by the way. ]

You're teasing, aren't you?

[ and that's when she finally pulls the hat up so she can see. about time she did that. ]

[sortileges]

[ Ah, there she is. It was only needed for the first time he did it anyway, though her question actually makes him pause. ]

...What?

[ Does she mean because of his comment about the red wine? Because no, if he was still holding his glass he'd have probably dropped it all over the blankets by now. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she means with the kisses, but it's obvious that he doesn't get it, so she'll just move on to something else. ]

I have a serious question for you.

[sortileges]

[ This is what you get for dating someone 1000% virgin... ]

What is it?

[psycholawgy]

[ at least he's unconsciously touched a boob. that's.... that's something. ]

Do you think I should do something about the guy Ai likes? He's kind of a pervert.

[sortileges]

[ Something........ even if he has no account of it. ]

Ai likes someone? [ News to him. ] ...but he's a pervert?

[ It's saying things like this that will make you die of thirst Athena. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ WHY WOULD THIS MAKE HER THIRSTIER. ]

I really mean it, he is a pervert!

[sortileges]

[ Because he'll never act like a pervert around her if she makes it sound that awful?! ]

So... How do you know this?

[psycholawgy]

[ well that's different... ]

I don't... remember now, actually. His first impression on me just screamed pervert!

[sortileges]

[ Is it...... ]

And it hasn't changed since?

[psycholawgy]

[ very different. ]

Well, it's not like I talk to him a lot. But even Ai admitted it!

[sortileges]

[ do you actually think he knows that though :) ]

Maybe... Ai likes perverts? [ He offers helpfully. "Helpfully" ]

[psycholawgy]

[ fuck merlin tbh (athena would) ]

You think so?!

[ ai must be so thirsty... ]

[sortileges]

[ One day maybe-- ]

Well if this is the guy she's going for...?

[ Like you're one to talk ]

[psycholawgy]

Then I guess I won't stop her, especially if she likes her so much.

[ she smiles, and then immediately turns red. ]

Oh my god! The things they could do!

[sortileges]

Maybe just keep a watch on them to make sure nothing weird happens? Not a ... literal watch though.

[ Well hopefully Athena isn't a voyeur??? ]

Why are you thinking about it?!

[psycholawgy]

What if they've been doing things on the couch?!

[ HELP HER ]

[sortileges]

[ NOPE ... ATHENA NOPE NOPE NOPE

His hands jump up to cover his ears. ]

What is wrong with you?!

[ How is he supposed to help this impure child?!

She's already corrupting him too much j e s u s ]