post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[psycholawgy]

I don't know about you, but I really want to be the maid of honour when they get married!

[ MERLIN CAN'T BE THE MAID OF HONOUR ANYWAY... ]

[sortileges]

...Why would I want to be that?

[ Athena how much wine did you drink?!?!? ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she shakes her head slowly. ]

Keep that attitude up, and you can't even make ring bearer.

[sortileges]

I don't think I'm close enough to either to be made ring bearer.

[ Just... saying. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she snickers at that. HA! she's got you good this time. ]

You're far too old to be the ring bearer, too, Merl!

[sortileges]

[ He just squints at her then. ]

I'm the same age as you.

[psycholawgy]

[ she... squints right back. ]

Ring bearers are supposed to be children.

[sortileges]

...We don't actually have them in my time. The one carrying out the service has control of everything, so...

[ Shrugs ]

[psycholawgy]

That sounds so boring!

[ and it shows with the way she sulks. ]

Maybe we should crash a wedding so you can see what it's supposed to be like.

[sortileges]

[ Athena?! ]

Would you like it if someone crashed your wedding?

[psycholawgy]

They wouldn't know if we were undercover!

[ see how smart she is?! ]

[sortileges]

What are you actually suggesting here?

[ Athena are you telling them to impersonate people who should actually be at the wedding?! Who is even getting married?! ]

[psycholawgy]

I'm just coming up with fun ideas!

[ she nods sagely. SOMEONE IS A PARTY POOPER, THOUGH!!! ]

[sortileges]

I broke into the planetarium with you already, wasn't that fun enough?

[ Don't ruin someone's special day for the fun of it, Athena! ]

[psycholawgy]

[ oh, that actually makes her giggle.]

You're right, okay-- that's enough crashing for now.

[ for now!!! ]

[sortileges]

[ He smiles back at her. ]

For now. Right. I'll look up a video later though, promise.

[ Hopefully there are no clips that pop up about consummating marriage... ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she hums in thought for a bit... ]

You've been watching a lot of videos in your free time, huh?

[sortileges]

[ ... What is she trying to say here? ]

Well it isn't exactly something I've seen before, is it?

[psycholawgy]

[ nothing in particular!!!! ]

What else have you been watching?

[sortileges]

[ Sure it isn't... He does think it over then though, hoping nothing weird comes up considering she knows the one thing he watched that was a Mistake. Really though... ]

Lots of videos about technology, history-- though I know that isn't the same for everyone--about animals. Sharks are really awful, aren't they? [ what the... ]

[psycholawgy]

Sharks aren't so bad.

[ that actually makes her laugh. ]

Have you seen sea urchins?

[sortileges]

You clearly haven't seen the video I saw.

[ Probably had a woman's arm being bitten off Jaws style tbh. ]

...What's a sea urchin?

[psycholawgy]

They're like, pointy sea creatures.

[ LIKE THAT'S DESCRIPTIVE... ]

Look for a video now!

[sortileges]

Pointy sea creatures?

[ super descriptive... he reaches for his CereVice though and opens up the video app, inputting "sea urchin" into the bar and hitting go. this video is the first option because if CERES doesn't have David Attenborough they're Rude. ]

Woah... they look fuzzy?!

[ Fuzzy.......... ]

[psycholawgy]

They're not fuzzy!

[ she suddenly looks very offended. ]

They're- they're like giant needles. Like this! [ she pokes merlin's side rather fiercely. ]