post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[psycholawgy]

[ suddenly SHE'S PUMPED!!!! ]

Mr. Wright! His first name is Phoenix, so I guess that's why Iris calls him Feenie.

[sortileges]

[ Athena?! Calm down -- or maybe don't because he's having a heart attack and it's probably best she doesn't realise the full extent. ]

That's who Iris likes?!

[ So loud....... ]

[psycholawgy]

[ wow, talk about that reaction, she moves forward, hands now between her legs. ]

What's wrong with him?

[sortileges]

[ Ah.......... he pauses then and technically they've already talked about this after the whole ... post but. ]

I just... [ abort abort abort ] ...expected someone else?

[ Please believe that. ]

[psycholawgy]

I don't know about you, but I really want to be the maid of honour when they get married!

[ MERLIN CAN'T BE THE MAID OF HONOUR ANYWAY... ]

[sortileges]

...Why would I want to be that?

[ Athena how much wine did you drink?!?!? ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she shakes her head slowly. ]

Keep that attitude up, and you can't even make ring bearer.

[sortileges]

I don't think I'm close enough to either to be made ring bearer.

[ Just... saying. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she snickers at that. HA! she's got you good this time. ]

You're far too old to be the ring bearer, too, Merl!

[sortileges]

[ He just squints at her then. ]

I'm the same age as you.

[psycholawgy]

[ she... squints right back. ]

Ring bearers are supposed to be children.

[sortileges]

...We don't actually have them in my time. The one carrying out the service has control of everything, so...

[ Shrugs ]

[psycholawgy]

That sounds so boring!

[ and it shows with the way she sulks. ]

Maybe we should crash a wedding so you can see what it's supposed to be like.

[sortileges]

[ Athena?! ]

Would you like it if someone crashed your wedding?

[psycholawgy]

They wouldn't know if we were undercover!

[ see how smart she is?! ]

[sortileges]

What are you actually suggesting here?

[ Athena are you telling them to impersonate people who should actually be at the wedding?! Who is even getting married?! ]

[psycholawgy]

I'm just coming up with fun ideas!

[ she nods sagely. SOMEONE IS A PARTY POOPER, THOUGH!!! ]

[sortileges]

I broke into the planetarium with you already, wasn't that fun enough?

[ Don't ruin someone's special day for the fun of it, Athena! ]

[psycholawgy]

[ oh, that actually makes her giggle.]

You're right, okay-- that's enough crashing for now.

[ for now!!! ]

[sortileges]

[ He smiles back at her. ]

For now. Right. I'll look up a video later though, promise.

[ Hopefully there are no clips that pop up about consummating marriage... ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she hums in thought for a bit... ]

You've been watching a lot of videos in your free time, huh?

[sortileges]

[ ... What is she trying to say here? ]

Well it isn't exactly something I've seen before, is it?

[psycholawgy]

[ nothing in particular!!!! ]

What else have you been watching?

[sortileges]

[ Sure it isn't... He does think it over then though, hoping nothing weird comes up considering she knows the one thing he watched that was a Mistake. Really though... ]

Lots of videos about technology, history-- though I know that isn't the same for everyone--about animals. Sharks are really awful, aren't they? [ what the... ]

[psycholawgy]

Sharks aren't so bad.

[ that actually makes her laugh. ]

Have you seen sea urchins?