post of shame

[psycholawgy]

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[psycholawgy]

[ she just looks at him as if he has five heads.

are you fucking serious. ]

You don't know how to lock doors.

[sortileges]

[ He just shrugs lightly. ]

Well it's not as though they're using a lock and a key or a bolt. I thought it was just... the front door.

[psycholawgy]

There's a button.

[ KNOW THIS NOW YOUNG WARLOCK so shigeru can't enter in on them while they're making out-- I MEAN ]

[sortileges]

A button. [ He repeats it back, like that explains everything.

Besides, Shigeru wouldn't do that. Shigerubot on the other hand... is another thing entirely.

Also they actually have to make out for that to happen. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ STOP RUINING THINGS. ]

By the door. Do you want me to show you?

[ because it seems like you don't get it, merl. ]

[sortileges]

[ He can't help it?! If that's what you mean anyway. ]

Not right now, later when we go back though. Sure.

[ Does that mean she's coming over ;) ]

[psycholawgy]

[ definitely not with shigerubot there.

maybe in her room, instead. :) ]

Alright. Prepare to learn more about the future!

[sortileges]

[ Yeah, he is pretty creepy... sorry Shigeru. Please let him hide. ]

Sounds great. [ He sure is looking away while saying that, using the wine as a cover up for how that was actually more sarcastic than intended. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ merlin is lucky that athena is dense 50% of the time. maybe more than 50%, ah... ]

So, what should we do now? Did you want to talk about something?

[sortileges]

[ Probably more than 50%... but she's cute okay. It's fine. ]

Oh! I did have one question. [ Which may go back to something from earlier. ]

Who's "Feenie"?

[psycholawgy]

[ suddenly SHE'S PUMPED!!!! ]

Mr. Wright! His first name is Phoenix, so I guess that's why Iris calls him Feenie.

[sortileges]

[ Athena?! Calm down -- or maybe don't because he's having a heart attack and it's probably best she doesn't realise the full extent. ]

That's who Iris likes?!

[ So loud....... ]

[psycholawgy]

[ wow, talk about that reaction, she moves forward, hands now between her legs. ]

What's wrong with him?

[sortileges]

[ Ah.......... he pauses then and technically they've already talked about this after the whole ... post but. ]

I just... [ abort abort abort ] ...expected someone else?

[ Please believe that. ]

[psycholawgy]

I don't know about you, but I really want to be the maid of honour when they get married!

[ MERLIN CAN'T BE THE MAID OF HONOUR ANYWAY... ]

[sortileges]

...Why would I want to be that?

[ Athena how much wine did you drink?!?!? ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she shakes her head slowly. ]

Keep that attitude up, and you can't even make ring bearer.

[sortileges]

I don't think I'm close enough to either to be made ring bearer.

[ Just... saying. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ she snickers at that. HA! she's got you good this time. ]

You're far too old to be the ring bearer, too, Merl!

[sortileges]

[ He just squints at her then. ]

I'm the same age as you.

[psycholawgy]

[ she... squints right back. ]

Ring bearers are supposed to be children.

[sortileges]

...We don't actually have them in my time. The one carrying out the service has control of everything, so...

[ Shrugs ]

[psycholawgy]

That sounds so boring!

[ and it shows with the way she sulks. ]

Maybe we should crash a wedding so you can see what it's supposed to be like.

[sortileges]

[ Athena?! ]

Would you like it if someone crashed your wedding?

[psycholawgy]

They wouldn't know if we were undercover!

[ see how smart she is?! ]